Pet of the Month - Perseus
Stand back people, we may have the most terrifying pet of the month ever. Perseus is now lord of the land in bassist (soon to be officially assistant principal bassist) Ian Hallas' and Nomin Zolzaya's household. While small in stature, this mighty lion will nevertheless slay your heart and leave you whimpering, 'I want one just like him!'
His latest victim, Ian, lies powerless as King Perseus wields his heart-stopping fuzzy-wuzzy power; his animal magnetism is so great that you barely notice Ian, an adult, has SpongeBob SquarePants sheets. Behold Perseus, the great master of the sleepy-eyed scrunchy face! All hail The King!